Abs-olutely Fabulous

Well, here they are. At long last, we get a glimpse of Forky's wonder-abs, and they truly are spectacular. He looks like an action figure! Way to go, Forky. You've made all of your female friends suddenly blush and demurely shift their gazes, and you've made your male friends hate you as they sit in front of their computers with fat-roll lines running across their midsections.

Well, time to hit the gym...