Sunday, July 06, 2008

London Calling: In Three Days

Lord & Lady Bibb of Eyrieville,

On behalf of oneself and the entire royal family, one extends to you and Lady Bibb the heartiest welcome our noble land can muster. May your stay exceed your expectations in every respect, and may the noble grandeur of London shine forth from every pavement stone as you two explore her limitless treasures. Should you want for anything while you tarry under British skies, please simply notify one of my guards posted outside of Buck House, and my staff shall attend to your needs posthaste.

Perhaps Your Lordship and Her Ladyship might do one the great pleasure of joining one for an afternoon constitutional along Birdcage Walk on Saturday. One shall strive to meet you both across from Anne's Gate at 15:30, provided one's schedule allows one to breathe the summer air for a few blessed minutes.

Your Humble Servant,

Liz II

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