FOX Stole my Post

I thought this might brighten up the holiday blues for some of you poor Christmas protesters out there. If you find yourself losing your cool this holiday season, try getting the whole family to gather around for a good old-fashioned Yuletide Tirade. Make sure to invent several original compound modifiers, like "lard-spattered" or "poop-loving." And be honest; it helps add to the sense of fury.

You're welcome, bloggerinoes, and Happy Holidays.