Why Blogs Suck...

Let me count the ways:


1. NO ONE READS THEM.


2. They're usually hampered by excessive "cuteness" involving bad puns and lame titles.


3. They contain even less useful information than the half-baked codswallop on Wikipedia.


4. NO ONE READS THEM.


5. Making them is extremely time consuming, even worse than PowerPoint presentations.


6. Who the hell are we kidding? They're as dead as disco. MySpace and Facebook are the new kings.


7. NO ONE, BUT NO ONE, READS THEM.


8. They allow fools the right to publish their folly, thereby infecting us with foolitis.


9. They were invented by nerds who desperately needed to vent about how disappointing the "X-Files" movie was, or some such related nerdery.

10. AND NO ONE, I MEAN ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, READS THEM!!!

It's time for a change.

The countdown has begun...