Are any of you folks out there fans of the ABC hit show "Dancing with the Stars"? Well, stop it. They've really sunk to new lows this season by tossing Paul McCartney's shrew of an ex-wife into the toe-tapping contestant pool. She's mean, vicious, and as you can see in the quote above, she "like[s] Mickey Mouse." Creepy.Mills claims, among other things, that Sir Paul McCartney committed the following horrible acts during their marriage:
Physically attacked her several times, including an incident when he stabbed her with a wine bottle.
Forbade her to breastfeed her newborn child because he claimed her breasts belonged only to him.
Denied her an antique bedpan she wanted so she would not have to crawl to the bathroom each evening.
Forced her to crawl up the steps of his plane when her wheelchair would not fit.
Ate babies and washed them down with liquified puppy brains.
Of particular interest is the fact that none of Ms. Mills' outrageous claims have been substantiated in any way, and she is in the process of attempting to wrench more than £30 million from Macca with the help of Princess Diana's lawyer, Anthony Julius. You can read about the whole sordid affair here.
So when the new season airs in a couple of weeks, change your channels for Sir Paul. Or if you simply must watch, vote repeatedly against Mills and send her one-legged ass a-packin' the first week.
4 comments:
Wow. Like Anna Nicole, no one should be forced to endure such abuses.
What a freak! Seriously, honey, leave St. Paul alone.
She's a weird one. And she really shouldn't be dancing around on TV while she's still ripping into Paul in the press. What's wrong with ABC? I mean, I know she said she liked Mickey, but come on!
What's all this Mickey stuff? I thought everybody liked that ol' eunuch rodent.
I have no problem continuing to not watch the show.
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