Saturday, November 25, 2006

Butt Seriously, Folks...

I know that you think I doctored this image, but I promise you that I did no such thing. If you don't believe me, click here to learn more about this wonderful product. Just listen to these glowing testimonials (the names have been changed to protect the incontinent):

"My 6 yr.old son was really having a problem with having a really sore butt especially on the sides of his butt crack(should I say that?) nothing helped, he would cry couldn't sit, walk, lay it was a nightmare. I found your product on the internet and went out and purchased the butt paste. The next morning his behind was almost completely healed. Why did the butt paste work when the triple antibotic and the neosporin didn't. Thank-you I plan on keeping your product on hand at the house."
- Soreina Buttman

"When my son was about 3 months old he got a really bad diaper rash. the doctor had given us a Rx for some stuff,butt when i got to the pharmacy they did not have it. the guy working said here try this if it does not work i will give you your money back i am that certain it will work. So of course i got it and WOW!!! In two days my sons rash was gone. I love the butt paste. and will never use anything else ever agian and will always recomend the butt paste to everyone."
- Derry Airrari

Are you having trouble laughing this holiday sale's-on? How about your disillusioned friends and relatives? Slip some butt paste in their stocking and watch the hilarity ensue. It may not be the most thoughtful gift, but on the whole, I'd say that Boudreaux's Butt Paste just feels good.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I do believe that you've identified the single best gift that could possibly be given to almost anyone by any one of us. Well done, sir.

Anonymous said...

This stuff has actually been around for awhile. I hear it really is great and I know for a fact it's always good for a laugh at baby showers.